A 4 year Old Soap Opera

I listened to the kids playing and started typing what they were saying...

 

Buzz Jr.: Dad, I think she wants to marry Flynn Ryder

Buzz: Oh that’s it, I am going to kill him!

(shooting sounds and voice activation button pushed saying “No back talk. I have a laser and I will use it”)

Belle jr: Hey,  what did you do dad?

Buzz: I killed him.

Belle: You killed who?

Buzz: Eugene

Belle jr: Oh dad, she wanted to marry him!

Buzz: I can’t take this anymore, I am going back to my planet!

Buzz jr: I am going with you dad. Come on sister.

They all take off and fly to the other planet

(by the window)

Buzz: we are here and we are all going to get married now, who are we going to marry?

Belle: I will marry Flynn Ryder, Buzz lighter year you can marry Cinderella.

Buzz: how about she just be my neighbor and she can marry Dude forever

Belle: ok, who are you going to marry?

Buzz: no one, I am the dad and a Space Ranger. NO one can kill me!

Belle: Well, you get what you get and you don’t throw a fit

The saga continues…. I just can’t keep up with it!