“Don’t Lick Daddy’s Truck”

Lately, I have been saying very odd things… such as the title of this post. Even funnier, is that I have one or more little voices repeating what I say.

Last night, we went to dinner. Alexis had to go potty so we headed to the restroom. As we left the table, I said “lets hurry, so daddy doesn’t eat all of mommy’s beans” I didn’t think much more about it. As we were in the stall, Alexis looked at me and said something I didn’t understand, I asked her to clarify and this is what she said “ a hurry mommy daddy no eat mommy beans” I laughed. She continued to repeat the phrase until long after we sat back down. (In case you were wondering…Justin did eat a lot of my beans, but not all, so it’s a good thing we hurried)

Today, Jeremiah was running around playing and then decided to start licking Justin's truck. I told him not too and then for about 15 minutes all Alexis would say is “a sissy no daddy truck a lick” 

“Mommy a sucken?” – The kids have been asking  for the bag of suckers that have been sitting on the counter for about 3 weeks. The bag of dum-dums are there as a reward for when Jeremiah  goes potty on the toilet. Both kids knew we would not open that bag until the task was complete. Everyday I hear from JB “mommy a sucken?” or from Alexis “no sucken, sissy potty a tooooy-let.”

On that note, I will tell you about today. I had to run up to the store for just one item. When I got back, I saw Justin waving a “sucken” in the air, indicating JB finally went potty in the toilet. YES! He did it. After 6months of coaxing and the last 3 days of naked training he finally did it! Now, let’s do it again!

Another funny word is “ a sucken pop” which is a popsicle!